Jasmine Vanilla

Let me introduce myself first. My name is Sarah, but for the sake of this blog I have chosed to be called Jasmine Vanilla. My favorite smell from the aromotherapy collection at Bath and Body Works. It is also my secret arsenol, it is the most seductive smell I have ever encountered. Everyone has fantasies, but mine include candle light and the smell of Jasmine Vanilla filling my senses. I remember this tool of a man, posing as my friend so many years ago suggesting I use Jasmine Vanilla to get a girl into bed with me. You might be thinking at this point. "Wait you are a lesbian??!!!" The answer to this question is.

Yes, I am! Accept it or find a different blog to read.

With that out of the way. Let me continue my story. I was after a girl with whom my only desire was to sleep with, believe it or not women are just as bad as guys SOMETIMES (whatever you do dont mistake me as a female player although I won't lie, I've had my phases) when it comes to sex and dating. At any rate, he suggested that I take it up a step and offer her a massage with Jasmine Vanilla massage oil, Jasmine Vanilla candlelight, followed by a Jasmine Vanilla Bubble Bath. Followed by *bell ringing* really hot sex.

Why did I believe him? you might be asking, was it because of his looks? Was he a mad crazy player? Did he wear gold chains? Did he mark off his sexcapades with notches on his belt? Who is this yoda player jedi passing on such great advice to yours truly? I will be honest with you, the guy was as ugly as ugly could be ugly. Forgive me for such a lack of adjetives, but I can't come up with anything besides what screams at me when I think about this guy "U-G-L-Y you aint got no aliby, you are ugly!" This is why I believed him! The man was a short stubby balding redneck, but the man got girls. He must of had some sort of magic to trick girls into sleeping with him, or even being next to him for that matter. He was yoda, the human version, the only difference.....Yoda is green. But he possessed the wisdom of knowing how to seduce women with words, touches, smells. Basically he used every sense, besides sight of course, to lure a woman into submission. The man was a genious. An oversexed Ron Jeremie passing on his methods to me.

Did I try it? Was I successful? I admit I bought the supplies and planned a visit to the apartment of my Cajun Girl, she was from Louisiana so it seems appropriate to call her Cajun Girl. She is probably drunk already, I am not usually partial to alcoholics but in the case of the pickup artists game of pick and roll, this did not matter to me. I wasnt getting married, not today. I remembered the advise from Ugly Yoda. .... You might wonder what that advise is........

Too bad!! I am not giving away all my secrets in a blog, let's just say it works.

I didn't sleep with her that night, no I did not. Fate would not have it. I left the mall, strutting myself to my amazing ride, yes it was a brand new Mustang in my favorite color, 'tonight is the night,' I sang to myself. I was excited, it's my time, my moment, time to get off. Just like the top of the massage oil as I sat in the driver's seat of my beautiful car, I took it off unscrewing it carefully. I filled the car with the smell of the most amazing aroma I have ever encountered. Now my car was just as phat smelling as the car itself! I wanted it to last forever.... And it did.

I stupidly put the massage oil in the middle consule without screwing the lid on tight, I guess I was thinking about screwing too much to realize the lack of screwing I was doing on the lid of my new favorite smell. I hit a few bumps, the way I drive this happens alot, and the massage oil poured all over in my middle consule, making a small pool of greasy erotic seductive smells. Now I was screwed, I never put a girl above my car at this point in my life (2002). Taking care of my baby car was far above my orginal plan of getting some. I chose cleaning my car over my hot Cajun Girl night stand. Next time.

So I have my priorities.... Doesnt everyone?

Needless to say, I called her and canceled what could have been an incredoubly hot date. I didnt regret it though, I still dont have any regret. She was just a girl, barely a friend, interested in nothing more than to experiment with me. Yes, she is a bicurious straight girl, never been out, never been with a girl. I was her first, but much later. I must admit before a year or so ago, I loved and welcomed the chance to be someone's first, but after a while I began to feel used, nothing more than a means to the end her curiousity. Straight women can be cruel cold bitches taking what they want and leaving nothing behind but your naked body curled up under 1000 count Egyptian thread sheets alone. If you are lucky enough to have such elegant sheets, sometimes you are left under 200 count cotton sheets, not cool straight girls, have some class and buy you some good sheets. You know us lesbians do!! Well most of us, maybe Butch Betty who goes to bowling night every friday night doesnt, but you could be suprised. Most of us have culture.

At any rate, I admit I get sidetracked. The smell lingered in my car for months, this wasnt at all tortourous to me, I enjoyed every second. The smell was seductive, it took my mind to places, thinking things I couldnt believe. The most incredible sex I have ever had in my life is imagined. Sometimes it manifests iteself outside the mind...You girls know who you are.

Not that there has been that many.... and NO I am not going to reveal how many in this blog, or any others. A girl can keep her secrets can't she? Just shake your head and say 'yes'.

I went home that night, put on some Celine Dion, lit the Jasmine Vanilla candle, took a Jasmine Vanilla Bubble Bath and..... massaged myself. Okay.. I joke, but I had you going there, unfortunately there was no more Massage Oil. It didnt stop me from enjoying myself though, and not in the way you are thinking. I relaxed all night long. It was a long seductive lonliness. Therapy, just like in the the title 'aromotherapy'.

I decided after this moment that I wanted to be Jasmine Vanilla. I want to come in a sexy package, and once she opens me she is intoxicated by the most incredible smell lingering. Something unforgetable, so fluid that it engulfs all her faculties. Also therapeutic, I want to be someone that can relieve all a girl's stress with one word one touch one kiss. I want to take the girl off guard with such an unimaginably erotic experience that she shall never forget, and when I am gone the feelings and smell linger for days but the memory stays forever.

Have I ever seduced a girl with Jasmine Vanilla? Sadly no, I have not. At least not with the product from Bath and Body Works. I guess the right time never came up, I decided I would not share this sanctuary with anyone less than my soul mate. Thus the reason I have never seduced a woman with Jasmine Vanilla. Of course I hope someday I, Jasmine Vanilla, will one day use her secret arsenol to lure her soulmate by her side, the way it should be.

So where is my soulmate?? Good question. I do not know, I hope she is out there somewhere because I would really love to give her the spa treatment. If you know where she is will you be sure to tell her that I am searching for her?

Thanks....